avril lavigne is 29 that’s too fucking old to be goin through a weaboo phase
dad: wow if you dont stop watching so much star trek, you’ll become one of those trekkies
Then finish it, cuz i’m with you til the end of the line.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars