blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'
I think about this quote pretty often
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
Three of my favorite people are on this.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”